• @CosmicTurtle
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    6811 months ago

    Don’t talk to police officers.

    Memorize this script:

    • “Why did you pull me over?”
    • (When they ask questions like where are you going? Where are you coming from? What is that smell?) “I’m not discussing my day.
    • “Am I being detained or am I free to go?” (If you are being detained, invoke the 5th amendment.)
    • Thassodar
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      4111 months ago

      This works significantly better if you are of the less melanated complexion.

      • @Potatos_are_not_friends
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        611 months ago

        We’ll see that’s your first problem right there.

        Gotta figure out how to not be dark skinned.

        • @Plopp
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          511 months ago

          Just wear a white pointy bed sheet with holes for the eyes and they’ll think you’re one of them.

            • Decoy321
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              311 months ago

              I’m genuinely curious, what were you trying to communicate by directly quoting their entire comment?

              • be_excellent_to_each_otherOP
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                111 months ago

                I was trying to accomplish that if they delete their account or comment there is still context for the comic I posted.

                I’m genuinely curious why that would be bothersome in any case.

                • Decoy321
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                  211 months ago

                  Ah, I understand. I was just curious. I personally didn’t find it bothersome, but I don’t speak for anyone but me.

                  • be_excellent_to_each_otherOP
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                    211 months ago

                    All good, and I apologize for assuming your tone. (Strangely I thought I’d already replied but Kbin seems to have eaten it.)

    • @BeardedBaker
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      1011 months ago

      And then, you shut the fuck up.