be_excellent_to_each_other to Not The Onion • edit-29 months agoBar owner is arrested after St. Louis police officer crashes into his businesswww.seattletimes.commessage-square54fedilinkarrow-up1291arrow-down14file-textcross-posted to: thepoliceproblem
arrow-up1287arrow-down1external-linkBar owner is arrested after St. Louis police officer crashes into his businesswww.seattletimes.combe_excellent_to_each_other to Not The Onion • edit-29 months agomessage-square54fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: thepoliceproblem
Sorry folks, this didn’t look paywalled for me when I posted it. Links others have provided: https://archive.md/EwTss https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/12/20/gay-bar-pm-st-louis-police-crash-owner-arrest/71986781007/
minus-square@CosmicTurtlelinkEnglish68•9 months agoDon’t talk to police officers. Memorize this script: “Why did you pull me over?” (When they ask questions like where are you going? Where are you coming from? What is that smell?) “I’m not discussing my day. “Am I being detained or am I free to go?” (If you are being detained, invoke the 5th amendment.)
minus-squareThassodarlinkfedilinkEnglish41•9 months agoThis works significantly better if you are of the less melanated complexion.
minus-square@Potatos_are_not_friendslinkEnglish6•9 months agoWe’ll see that’s your first problem right there. Gotta figure out how to not be dark skinned.
minus-square@PlopplinkEnglish5•9 months agoJust wear a white pointy bed sheet with holes for the eyes and they’ll think you’re one of them.
minus-squarebe_excellent_to_each_otherOPlinkfedilink0•9 months ago Just wear a white pointy bed sheet with holes for the eyes and they’ll think you’re one of them.
minus-squareDecoy321linkEnglish3•9 months agoI’m genuinely curious, what were you trying to communicate by directly quoting their entire comment?
minus-squarebe_excellent_to_each_otherOPlinkfedilink1•9 months agoI was trying to accomplish that if they delete their account or comment there is still context for the comic I posted. I’m genuinely curious why that would be bothersome in any case.
minus-squareDecoy321linkEnglish2•9 months agoAh, I understand. I was just curious. I personally didn’t find it bothersome, but I don’t speak for anyone but me.
minus-squarebe_excellent_to_each_otherOPlinkfedilink2•9 months agoAll good, and I apologize for assuming your tone. (Strangely I thought I’d already replied but Kbin seems to have eaten it.)
Don’t talk to police officers.
Memorize this script:
This works significantly better if you are of the less melanated complexion.
We’ll see that’s your first problem right there.
Gotta figure out how to not be dark skinned.
Just wear a white pointy bed sheet with holes for the eyes and they’ll think you’re one of them.
I’m genuinely curious, what were you trying to communicate by directly quoting their entire comment?
I was trying to accomplish that if they delete their account or comment there is still context for the comic I posted.
I’m genuinely curious why that would be bothersome in any case.
Ah, I understand. I was just curious. I personally didn’t find it bothersome, but I don’t speak for anyone but me.
All good, and I apologize for assuming your tone. (Strangely I thought I’d already replied but Kbin seems to have eaten it.)
And then, you shut the fuck up.