12:05 we arrived on the screen. Subject: 9 year old white female, 4ft 3in, brown hair, pink dress.
12:10 we identified the lgbtq+ book the subject was reading based on the rainbow dusk jacket.
12:15 deployed flash-bang and smoke grenade.
12:16 assault team b breached the rear of the building and assault team a entered front of classroom
12:27 subject offered little resistance and was taken into custody.
Medal of valor was awarded to all operation members for their bravery.
The accompanying photo, while inaccurate, is hilarious.
No it’s true. They sent a SWAT team in, busted through the door and threw flashbangs and smoke grenades.
Source: my dad is the CEO of Police
12:05 we arrived on the screen. Subject: 9 year old white female, 4ft 3in, brown hair, pink dress. 12:10 we identified the lgbtq+ book the subject was reading based on the rainbow dusk jacket. 12:15 deployed flash-bang and smoke grenade. 12:16 assault team b breached the rear of the building and assault team a entered front of classroom 12:27 subject offered little resistance and was taken into custody. Medal of valor was awarded to all operation members for their bravery.
Sounds like a SCP report… hmm, maybe this is how those conservatives see open-minded books.
Not hilarious, kind of terrifying. It seems like something that could actually happen. Especially if Trump is elected