• @Krudler
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    11 months ago

    When I was 18 and my buddy was 17, we went to the beach. He wouldn’t let me put sunscreen on his back because that would make him gay. What if a woman saw?

    He ended up with a severly blistered back, horrible, serious burns.

    Me, I went up to the cute girls and just said excuse me hehehe… I can’t reach my own back.

    He was also too chickenshit to do that.

    • @CoggyMcFee
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      3611 months ago

      You should have suggested you put sunscreen on each other’s backs at the same time to get it over with quicker.

      • @RGB3x3
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        11 months ago

        Good idea. Squirt some sunscreen on one back, then rub balls together until you’re both covered.

        Edit: I meant backs, not balls, but I’m leaving it.