• @[email protected]
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    3211 months ago

    Not sure if this counts, but one guy I knew would boast about how he never drinks water. It was a matter of pride for him that he only drank soda. I know he was lying because I’d seen him drink water, but better not tell him that.

    • @[email protected]
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      711 months ago

      My female coworker doesnt like water guess its not just men, I tell her the migraines she gets is probably from dehydration but she says its not

    • @maryjayjay
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      611 months ago

      Water is a gateway drug. 70% of alcoholics and 90% of heroin addicts used water before moving on to drugs and alcohol

      • ginerel
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        311 months ago

        That remembers me about this older video. It’s in Romanian, but it says “stay away from water” and the images are from some sparkling water commercials presented as the consequences of anyone drinking water.

      • @LemmyKnowsBest
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        111 months ago

        breathing the air around us is also a gateway drug to everything else.

      • @[email protected]
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        111 months ago

        Kids as young as one year old are getting hooked on dihydrogen monoxide these days and 100% of users eventually die. It’s a real scourge.

    • @bfg9k
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      511 months ago

      For anyone thinking of only drinking soda, have fun with the constant headaches and hurting when you pee. Plus your pee is absolutely rank.