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    Subject: Fire!

    Dear Sir/Madam,

    I’m writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out on the premises. No, that’s too formal…

    Dear Sir/Madam,

    Fire! Fire! Help me - 123 calendon road.

    Looking forward to hearing from you!

    All the best, Maurice Moss