• @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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    411 months ago

    Have you considered the planet is on fire because the gods are angry because not enough boys are kissing?

    • @[email protected]
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      211 months ago

      Who there, commie! There’s just one God and his only job is to kiss my forehead and pat my hair and tell me I’m a good boy and everything is His plan and it’s all going to be safe and okay and I’ll get to live with him in Cozytown before everything is destroyed.

      • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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        211 months ago

        Yes, and that God is Flameo, God of kissing boys and fires