• @AlfredEinstein
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    231 year ago

    Wow! That’s a real article. And it mentions reverse cowgirl and broken penises resembling eggplants.

    God bless us. Every one.

    • Snot Flickerman
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      1 year ago

      Twelve rimmers rimming

      Eleven pipers piping

      Ten pervs a-creeping

      Nine ladies stripping

      Eight tits a-milking

      Seven edgers edging

      Six freaks roleplaying

      FIVE GOLD COCK RINGS

      • @Restaldt
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        71 year ago

        4 strap ons

        3 holes in everyone

        2 vibrators

        And a broken cock for Christmass

    • Dr. Coomer
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      81 year ago

      You can break your penis???