• Flying SquidM
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    1611 months ago

    And think of the story the park rangers will be able to tell when they call in an ambulance because you were shitting outside and got bitten in the ass by a snake!

    • @LemmyKnowsBest
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      511 months ago

      It’s Arizona. I’d be scared of not only snakes but scorpions too.

      • @RedAggroBest
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        11 months ago

        This is northern Arizona. More likely got frostbite on their ass. Altho maybe not this year, it’s been really warm

      • @[email protected]
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        111 months ago

        Gila monsters are what you gotta watch out for, when those fuckers bite, they hold on and chew.