• @kemsat
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    39 months ago

    English: Masturbator in leopard skirt struck at garbage station EDA. In a short leopard-print skirt, the 49-year-old man masturbated in front of a strange woman at a garbage station. When he was arrested, he was standing and carrying a canoe.

    🤣🤣🤣

    • no bananaOP
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      9 months ago

      Not entirely correct. It was not a strange woman, but a (to him) unknown woman. Also he wasn’t standing. His dick was hard.

      Eda. Masturbator in leopard-print skirt struck at the garbage station. In a short leopard-print skirt, the 49-year-old man masturbated in front of a female stranger at the garbage station. When he was finally caught, he had an erection and was carrying a canoe.

      For context, Eda is in bum fuck middle of nowhere near the Norwegian border and is a tiny municipality

      • @kemsat
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        49 months ago

        Ty, I just used google to translate. This just makes it funnier.

        • no bananaOP
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          29 months ago

          Try DeepL next time! It’s better at context, though I cannot guarantee results on this particular text.

          • @kemsat
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            29 months ago

            Here’s the attempt: deepl

            • no bananaOP
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              9 months ago

              Yeah okay that’s not much better tbh

              Also omitted his schlong situation