• no bananaOP
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    9 months ago

    Not entirely correct. It was not a strange woman, but a (to him) unknown woman. Also he wasn’t standing. His dick was hard.

    Eda. Masturbator in leopard-print skirt struck at the garbage station. In a short leopard-print skirt, the 49-year-old man masturbated in front of a female stranger at the garbage station. When he was finally caught, he had an erection and was carrying a canoe.

    For context, Eda is in bum fuck middle of nowhere near the Norwegian border and is a tiny municipality

    • @kemsat
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      49 months ago

      Ty, I just used google to translate. This just makes it funnier.

      • no bananaOP
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        29 months ago

        Try DeepL next time! It’s better at context, though I cannot guarantee results on this particular text.

        • @kemsat
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          29 months ago

          Here’s the attempt: deepl

          • no bananaOP
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            9 months ago

            Yeah okay that’s not much better tbh

            Also omitted his schlong situation