@OmnislashIsACloudApp to Lemmy Shitpost • 11 months agomade this up for my wife earlier thought you should all suffer along with herimagemessage-square11arrow-up1115arrow-down123file-text
arrow-up192arrow-down1imagemade this up for my wife earlier thought you should all suffer along with her@OmnislashIsACloudApp to Lemmy Shitpost • 11 months agomessage-square11file-text
minus-square@LemmyKnowsBestcakelink-3•11 months agoIf you’re trying to extinguish her desire for you, good job.
minus-square@OmnislashIsACloudAppOPlink7•11 months agolol you don’t have to out yourself like that bud, I’m sure you’ll get past the shallow stage of a relationship eventually.
minus-square@LemmyKnowsBestcakelink-5•edit-211 months ago“Bud?” Is that how you address a woman with long flowing hair and a soft gentle voice who wears pink frilly dresses? You’re calling me “Bud?” I’m glad I’m not your wife.
minus-square@OmnislashIsACloudAppOPlink6•11 months agoby the sound of it me too hahaha. idk why you wanna claim bud for guys but you have a good one ma’am
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•11 months agoSex is great but have you ever tried having a captive audience for every awful joke you can think of?
If you’re trying to extinguish her desire for you, good job.
lol you don’t have to out yourself like that bud, I’m sure you’ll get past the shallow stage of a relationship eventually.
“Bud?” Is that how you address a woman with long flowing hair and a soft gentle voice who wears pink frilly dresses? You’re calling me “Bud?” I’m glad I’m not your wife.
by the sound of it me too hahaha. idk why you wanna claim bud for guys but you have a good one ma’am
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Sex is great but have you ever tried having a captive audience for every awful joke you can think of?