• @Mr_Blott
    link
    2511 months ago

    I actually look after them for idiots that install them for rentals.

    No1 - Use bromine because it smells less than chlorine

    No2 use multi bromine as it has anti algae and anti foam in it

    No3 keep the pH correct, about 7.2 to 7.4, same as pool

    No4 clean the filter every week

    No5 kids love hot tubs, hot tubs HATE kids

    No6 FUCKIN SHOWER BEFORE YOU USE IT YOU DAFT CUNT NO WONDER IT TURNED INTO FUCKING SOUP FUCK ME

    • @LemmyKnowsBest
      link
      911 months ago

      everything makes sense to me except “hot tubs hate kids.” Please explain what happened

      • @Mr_Blott
        link
        2111 months ago

        Adults get in the tub, relax and drink a G&T

        Kids tend to jump in and out, dragging all the crap from the decking/patio with them each time

        Plus they’ll just piss in it, rather than getting out 😂

      • Steve Anonymous
        link
        1111 months ago

        Kids are dirty oily greaseballs and they don’t shower before going in

        • @LemmyKnowsBest
          link
          5
          edit-2
          11 months ago

          I would argue that prepubescent kids are not as greasy and oily as adults are, and although EVERYONE should shower before getting into jacuzzi, practically NOBODY does unless they are forced to do so and/or extremely fastidious about it.