• @LemmyKnowsBest
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    911 months ago

    everything makes sense to me except “hot tubs hate kids.” Please explain what happened

    • @Mr_Blott
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      2111 months ago

      Adults get in the tub, relax and drink a G&T

      Kids tend to jump in and out, dragging all the crap from the decking/patio with them each time

      Plus they’ll just piss in it, rather than getting out 😂

    • Steve Anonymous
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      1111 months ago

      Kids are dirty oily greaseballs and they don’t shower before going in

      • @LemmyKnowsBest
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        11 months ago

        I would argue that prepubescent kids are not as greasy and oily as adults are, and although EVERYONE should shower before getting into jacuzzi, practically NOBODY does unless they are forced to do so and/or extremely fastidious about it.