• @Aremel
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    239 months ago

    The “tears” are actually tree sap. Tears is an old timey way of referring to tree sap. When you cut a tree for its sap, the tree “cries”.

    • @[email protected]
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      69 months ago

      But sap is actually tree blood. If you cut a tree, does it not bleed?

      This means that Canadians are tree vampires because of maple syrup.

      • @Aremel
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        39 months ago

        Tears of blood eh? Trees are pretty metal.