STANFORD, CA—In a cutting-edge breakthrough for their field, psychologists at Stanford University confirmed Thursday they had trained a full-grown man to ask for help when he needed it. “After years of rigorous experimentation, we believe the test subject, whom we have named Buster, is finally capable of requesting…
When will they train People to actually help as opposed to simply advising platitudes?
Just man up
Walk it off.
Remember guys, it’s okay to not be miserable
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Kek
https://youtu.be/ELkgiJD9KuM?si=Grh0PgpBJ2G6u-0y
Or, just squeeze them hard enough to squirt the juice into life’s eyes and say, “next time I want cold hard CASH DAMMIT!” Or just take some prozac with a slice of lemon.
Hydraulic press time?
That’s good for if you happen to get into your atomic discombobulator when a fly is in there and you come out being half a man with a fly’s head. I hate when that happens - back to the hyudraulic press again!!
You just gotta keep your eyes on the prize.
It’s true that people need more than just nice-sounding phrases to help them. When you’re down and out or feeling suicidal, saying “don’t be that way, life is good” isn’t going to help anybody. Sometime just being there to listen instead of giving advice is the most helpful thing.
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