• TheLowestStone
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    11 months ago

    Now I have to wonder, does she wear a unicorn onesie all the time or does she put it on over her regular street clothes before driving? If the latter, why? Which came first, the sticker or the onesie? If her partner drives the car, is she required to wear the onesie?

    • @hydrospanner
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      711 months ago

      If her partner drives the car, is she required to wear the onesie?

      The sticker makes no mention of driving, so I would think that as long as someone in the vehicle is both lesbian and wearing the onesie, its conditions have been fulfilled.

      • TheLowestStone
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        111 months ago

        Thr bumper sticker specifies that you have been passed by the car therefore the car must be moving.

        • Transporter Room 3
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          211 months ago

          Ah, but the person in the passenger seat might also be considered as having passed, no?

          So as long as there is someone in the vehicle who is a lesbian and also in a unicorn onesie, it’s still technically correct

    • Transporter Room 3
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      311 months ago

      Well my wife likes to wear hers when she goes to pick up food, so maybe this woman likes to wear it when she’s driving.

      Heck I know someone who refuses to drive without a specific pair of gloves “because driving doesn’t feel right without them” and they have a panic attack without them.

      Or maybe they take turns wearing it. Or even just on special occasions and I happened to witness one.

      Whatever the case, it made my day

    • @[email protected]
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      111 months ago

      The car doesn’t start unless the driver is wearing the onesie. It’s an after market thing.