minus-squareverity_kindlelink20•1 year agoHe will not fail to respond in our hour of need. It’s your historical moment, @thekingoflorda@[email protected]!!!
minus-square@ThekingoflordaAlink46•1 year agoGive me a sec, I’m riding a dolphin to Florida to complete this quest!
minus-square@WhiskyTangoFoxtrotlink4•1 year agoYou’re not in Florida? Are you ruling King Richard-style?
minus-square@ThekingoflordaAlink14•1 year agoThe king part is more aspirational, that’s why I need the sword.
minus-squareHerbal Gamerlinkfedilink5•1 year agoStrange Alligators laying in ponds distributing knifes is no basis for a kingdom!
minus-squareverity_kindlelink1•1 year agoMy liege! That is a rusty surplus store machete! Can you make do?
He will not fail to respond in our hour of need. It’s your historical moment, @thekingoflorda@[email protected]!!!
Give me a sec, I’m riding a dolphin to Florida to complete this quest!
You’re not in Florida? Are you ruling King Richard-style?
The king part is more aspirational, that’s why I need the sword.
Strange Alligators laying in ponds distributing knifes is no basis for a kingdom!
My liege! That is a rusty surplus store machete! Can you make do?
I am here for this epic quest, future king!