• i_cant_sports
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    21 year ago

    You wouldn’t steal a handbag!
    You wouldn’t steal a car!
    You wouldn’t steal a baby!
    You wouldn’t shoot a policeman, and then steal his helmet!
    You wouldn’t go to the toilet in his helmet!
    And then, send it to the grieving policeman’s widow!
    And then, steal it again!