• @illumrial
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    1 year ago

    I tried this and it doesn’t work. Took a purple glitter pill and checked my poops for a few days.

    I’m guessing my body just absorbed the plastic. Delicious, Delicious plastic.

    I got my pill for free so at least I didn’t spend a bunch of money on shit.

    • Transporter Room 3
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      361 year ago

      Well, that was plastic, this is 24k leaf.

      I’m not about to advocate anyone waste $450 on something like this, but from what I know of the human body and chemistry, it should survive in your stomach if you take it with food.

      If someone wants to verify, you doo-doo you I guess.

    • @BigDaddySlim
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      191 year ago

      The medical examiner will get a glitter bomb when he cuts you open for autopsy

      • RBG
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        11 year ago

        Permanent investment into future health issues.