• @thefloweracidic
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    7711 months ago

    True love is actually a great wish. Money runs out, the earth doesn’t have the resources to power an x-wing, super dude can’t do anything super or else society will now expect him to be Superman, which is a huge responsibility anyone reasonable would want. But TRUE LOVE, the fucking stuff from Disney movies? I’d take that in a heartbeat, then proceed to do a lewd photoshoot with my partner on the defunct x-wing.

    • Flying Squid
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      1511 months ago

      Super dude can use his super powers to steal the X-Wing and then fly off to another planet and find true love there. True love that can do some freaky alien sex.

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        You missed the part where we don’t have the resources required to fuel the X-wing.

      • @Smoogs
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        -211 months ago

        You’d need a lot more wishes

        • Flying Squid
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          611 months ago

          Nah. You have superman powers. You’re a god on most planets.

          • @Smoogs
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            11 months ago

            Doesn’t sound humble enough for true love to exist in the same plane of existence. I mean if having a god complex worked then no doctor, cop or lawyer could possibly single, have a perfect relationship and absolutely satisfied with their life.

            • Flying Squid
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              411 months ago

              Eh. I can live with it if I’m Interplanetary Superman.

              • @Smoogs
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                -311 months ago

                You started this argument with how you can have true love and now you don’t so you can embrace your god complex . The amount of goalpost movement in this discussion alone says you’re probably incapable anyways so it’s probably wise to avoid such a relationship until you are willing to work on yourself.

                • Flying Squid
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                  11 months ago

                  Dude. It’s a comic. About a wishing well. And I’ve been happily married for 23 years.

      • @Retrograde
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        111 months ago

        Something Elon and Besoz will never have (because they are sociopaths) (and wankers)

    • @platypus_plumba
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      1111 months ago

      Am I the only one concerned there’s a wishing fountain that anyone can use? Even Republicans.

      jk…

      • Phoenixz
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        211 months ago

        I wish everyone else but me would be miserable!

        Huh, it’s what they’re wishing for every day anyway nothing would change

    • @[email protected]
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      11 months ago

      super dude can’t do anything super or else society will now expect him to be Superman

      Reminds me of a scene in My Adventures With Superman where Clark literally cannot go to sleep because he can’t stop hearing people needing help (thanks to his super-hearing). He stays awake the whole night helping people.

    • @Smoogs
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      411 months ago

      If he has a a personality disorder that could be a cause of the inability to form or maintain relationships, wishing for true love might not last either.