• @EdibleFriend
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    3811 months ago

    You know god damn well she’s not gonna order a Jesus at all and just nibble at yours.

    • @[email protected]
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      11 months ago

      I recall seeing an item on a menu once that said something like “girlfriend’s not hungry: an extra long fork, $0.00” or “the freeloader: extra long fork, $0.00”

      • @EdibleFriend
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        811 months ago

        ive seen one like that added a bit more fries lol