• @CaptainMcMonkey
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    111 year ago

    -Metric system

    -abolish penny

    -abolish daylight savings time

    -Every month is now five 6-day weeks (More orderly, no Monday)

    -Last five days of every year (Six on leap years) Is now a New Year’s festival.

    -move august and july to end of year (now September, October, November, December Correspond with their correctly numbered month)

    Ads cannot interrupt content, can only be before or after each episode/movie

    • @grue
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      31 year ago

      no Monday

    • Rhynoplaz
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      31 year ago

      I believe the question was “how do you fuck it up” not make everything better.

      • @CaptainMcMonkey
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        71 year ago

        All beverages are now required to be Diet New Coke served exclusively in those tiny cardboard milk cartons.