• @platypus_plumba
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    11 months ago

    Do you get a heart attack every time you need to write to a database, effectively causing a side-effect? Only real Haskell developers do.

    • @[email protected]
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      1411 months ago

      Dude, I have a heart attack when I lift a finger, causing a side effect to the keyboard.

      In fact, I have a heart attack whenever my heart starts beating, causing a side effect in my veins.

        • asudox
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          411 months ago

          Haskellers Haskell their way through Haskell. Simple.