Ripping off a post I just saw in the Isaac Arthur subreddit. Imagining we work out the technical ability. Examples they suggested were:

  • No periods
  • No balding
  • No nausea
  • No body odor
  • Resistance to obesity and muscle wasting
  • @CaptainPedantic
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    111 months ago

    Who needs wider pelvises when you can break your child’s collarbone instead?

    Source: My collarbone broke when I was being born.

    • @JusticeForPorygon
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      111 months ago

      Nasty. How sturdy are infant bones? To they break easily? What’s the healing process?

      • @CaptainPedantic
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        211 months ago

        I’m not sure, I wasn’t really paying attention since I was brand new lol.

        But the doctor wasn’t worried. In fact she told my parents that within a few months it would be impossible to tell my collarbone was ever broken.

        The Internet says children typically wear a sling for 3 to 6 weeks for a broken collarbone. I’d assume my parents just swaddled me or something. I’ll ask them.