• Devil
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    -141 year ago

    Linux

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        121 year ago

        Not Linux betas. Linux is perfect in every way for every workflow. Got cryptolockered? Linux. CPU fan bearings crapping out? Linux. Suffering from irritable bowel syndrome? Ask your doctor about Linux.

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          Don’t need to ask your doctor unless you’re also using other forms of Unix, Linux is organic, non-GMO, hypo-allergenic, anti-fungal, anti-viral, anti-bacterial, probiotic, and available over the counter. If your doctor doesn’t recommend Linux regardless of symptoms, you should find a new doctor.

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            Some patients using Linux reported an overwhelming sense of smug superiority and a need to crowbar it into every conversation. Do not use Linux if you are currently on GNU Hurd as interactions may occur

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          41 year ago

          Will Linux fix my crumbling marriage? My relationship with my estranged children? My gambling win-loss rate?

      • Devil
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        -51 year ago

        It was meant as a joke