• @[email protected]
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      2311 months ago

      Like my username implies I am definitely not responsible for breaking into this persons home and stealing 3-4 pizzas last week.

      • @CIA_chatbot
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        1511 months ago

        We’ve been watching this guy and we agree he is telling the truth.

        • @CertifiedBlackGuy
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          811 months ago

          You’ve said to much. A team has been dispatched to your location.

          The NAACP has eyes and ears everywhere. Do not resist.

          Or do, make my day.

        • @Viking_Hippie
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          711 months ago

          They can’t steer a long boat or play a sitar for shit, though…