• NotATurtle@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 years ago

      Like my username implies I am definitely not responsible for breaking into this persons home and stealing 3-4 pizzas last week.

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        2 years ago

        We’ve been watching this guy and we agree he is telling the truth.

        • CertifiedBlackGuy
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          2 years ago

          You’ve said to much. A team has been dispatched to your location.

          The NAACP has eyes and ears everywhere. Do not resist.

          Or do, make my day.

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          2 years ago

          They can’t steer a long boat or play a sitar for shit, though…