Captain Planet, he’s our hero,
Gonna take pollution down to zero,
He’s our powers magnified,
And he’s fighting on the planet’s side
Captain Planet, he’s our hero,
Gonna take pollution down to zero,
Gonna help him put asunder,
Bad guys who like to Looten Plunder!
Didn’t he have a mullet in the cartoon?
And he hung around with kids. Bit of a nonce if you ask me.