• Fuck spez
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    1910 months ago

    There’s some Dasani garbage in my fridge that I keep for delusional guests because Amazon sent it to me by mistake. It has an ingredients list on the label. Ingredients, plural. The fuck does WATER need an ingredients list for?

    • @[email protected]
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      1310 months ago

      Only laypeople think that water is a single ingredient. Science tells us that water is actually composed of H, 2, and O.

      • @[email protected]
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        1110 months ago

        Have you tried the sequel version? I heard it was so much of an improvement. They are calling it h2o2.

      • idunnololz
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        610 months ago

        Big water is scamming you by giving you water with filler air molecules. My startup takes the H2O and filter out the filler air molecules (oxygen) giving you more water per water. Experience hydration like you’ve never experienced before with our water.

        • @[email protected]
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          210 months ago

          Yeah, who needs burnt hydrogen… I like your startup as long as you don’t use cans to hold the hydrogen, don’t want the metal to be embrittled.

    • @stockRot
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      1210 months ago

      Never heard of minerals?

      • Fuck spez
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        2210 months ago

        Funny you should ask. I was shot by the cartel and lost the use of my legs so I began collecting them obsessively to cope with my depression. My wife, on the other hand, doesn’t even know the difference between minerals and rocks.

      • @[email protected]
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        210 months ago

        that counts under “water”, as you don’t generally go out of your way to filter water and add minerals back in.

        it’d be like listing every element in an orange, no we just write “orange”.

        • @stockRot
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          110 months ago

          And yet, Dasani (and I’m sure plenty others)does just that. Incredible.