• Deceptichum
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    -1011 months ago

    Imagine getting a toilet to piss on your arsehole and feeling smug about it.

    • @Rognaut
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      5511 months ago

      ^ this guy walks around with shit on his ass.

    • @TrickDacy
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      2911 months ago

      Imagine cramming shit up your asshole then smearing the rest around your bunghole and then being mad that others don’t

      • @Zess
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        -211 months ago

        Just don’t wipe your ass like a 4 year old

        • @TrickDacy
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          111 months ago

          You sound like a Redditor. No one else would have the dipshittery to tell another human they wipe wrong

          • @Zess
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            211 months ago

            The way you described is the wrong way, I hope you understand that.

    • @[email protected]
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      2111 months ago

      Imagine smearing shit all over your ass and feeling clean. If human shit fell on your floor, would you wipe it a few times with dry paper and say “good enough” or bring out a disinfectant spray?

      • @[email protected]
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        1511 months ago

        Neither dry paper nor a stream of warm water is going to clean human shit off. If you aren’t using soap and some sort of scrubbing action, it still smells like shit.

        Pre-shower poopers unite!

        • @TrickDacy
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          211 months ago

          So either you scrub your asshole with bleach, always have a shower available, or smear with paper… yeah that’s the choice

          • @[email protected]
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            711 months ago

            Wet wipes, one of those foam wheel cleaners that goes on a drill, the neighbors dog. Your imagination is the limit.

    • dream_weasel
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      -711 months ago

      Now now… It pisses on your ass, splatters your ballsack, and THEN you smear WET shit all around just like every toilet paper peasant you look down on.

      And I have a bidet… but I don’t strongly prefer it.

      • @TrickDacy
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        1111 months ago

        You have a sewage backup, not a bidet, apparently.

      • tiredofsametab
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        511 months ago

        This is totally not my experience. Maybe you have a bad bidet and/or dietary issues?

      • @[email protected]
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        -311 months ago

        Every bidet I’ve ever used is like this. They’re just as dirty as dry wiping, just in a different way. Like, sure; with a bidet you end up with a cleaner ass after wiping yourself dry, but you can get the same result with a wet wipe but with less collateral spray damage to your cheeks and legs (and balls if you’re a dude).