“We value your time. That’s why we’ve placed you on hold for twenty minutes after forcing you to navigate through an AI menu for 15 minutes. Please continue to hold and we’ll answer after your previous positive mood has vanished and you’re furious. Allow us to tell you about our worthless website 900 times while you wait.”
Now Playing: A rustling bag of rocks and dead leaves
then suddenly AD BREAK
“We value your time. That’s why we’ve placed you on hold for twenty minutes after forcing you to navigate through an AI menu for 15 minutes. Please continue to hold and we’ll answer after your previous positive mood has vanished and you’re furious. Allow us to tell you about our worthless website 900 times while you wait.”