I’m the chimney sweep now!

  • @[email protected]
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    310 months ago

    Haha, nice try, but Wonka had too many work precautions & safety measures, his chocolate contained barely any children …

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        10 months ago

        Misleading product advertising, testing showed it was mostly (non kinder) Oompa-Loompa meat, it was a whole thing, they settled out of court.

        At the time Wonka blamed it on management board, fired them, & replaced them with random ppl chosen by chocolate-raffle method, but later some emails surfaced that showed managers basically had no choice in the matter.

        • @hakunawazo
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          10 months ago

          All he needs to do for good public relations is a lame contest with, let’s say, a golden ticket to his factory and nobody asks questions about missing children or Oompa-Loompas anymore.

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            110 months ago

            What if there is accidentally more than one gold ticket? Battle royale, last customer alive wins?