I’m the chimney sweep now!

    • @[email protected]
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      31 year ago

      Haha, nice try, but Wonka had too many work precautions & safety measures, his chocolate contained barely any children …

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          1 year ago

          Misleading product advertising, testing showed it was mostly (non kinder) Oompa-Loompa meat, it was a whole thing, they settled out of court.

          At the time Wonka blamed it on management board, fired them, & replaced them with random ppl chosen by chocolate-raffle method, but later some emails surfaced that showed managers basically had no choice in the matter.

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            All he needs to do for good public relations is a lame contest with, let’s say, a golden ticket to his factory and nobody asks questions about missing children or Oompa-Loompas anymore.

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              11 year ago

              What if there is accidentally more than one gold ticket? Battle royale, last customer alive wins?