Aging Nu-Metal Fan Blasts "Click Click Boom" by Saliva to Get Pumped Up for Big Prostate Exam
thehardtimes.net
51-year-old nu-metal fan Ricky Clud recently expressed that Saliva's early 2000s classic “Click Click Boom'' was the secret to getting hyped up for his prostate exam, several crudely tattooed sources report.
  • @shalafiEnglish
    15•1 year ago
    1. Set appointment with your doctor.
    2. Go to appointment.
    3. Accept IV full of white shit.
    4. Wake up stoned as balls
    5. SO drives you home.

    Easy money.

      • KogasaEnglish
        1•1 year ago

        You don’t normally get general anaesthesia for a prostate exam? Do you at least get the lollipop afterwards

    • @LemmyKnowsBestEnglish
      3•1 year ago

      Wait a minute, You mean it’s easy money for the doctor, right? Patients don’t get paid for being patients.