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no banana to Lemmy Shitpost • 1 year ago

I dont understand why I have to bring a bottle to the restaurant

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I dont understand why I have to bring a bottle to the restaurant

no banana to Lemmy Shitpost • 1 year ago
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  • no bananaOP
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    1 year ago

    Swedish staple dish right here.

    • donuts
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      12•1 year ago

      Looks pretty heave g-good, Sweden…

      • no bananaOP
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        5•1 year ago

        Spaghetti with minced meat sauce and ketchup om nom nom

        • @[email protected]
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          3•1 year ago

          That actually sounds nice. I want.

          • no bananaOP
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            2•1 year ago

            I’m gonna eat it today.

            • @[email protected]
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              2•1 year ago

              Hmm maybe I should go to Sweden so I can eat it too 🤔

    • @voracitude
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      6•1 year ago

      Italy has declared war.

      • no bananaOP
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        1 year ago

        That’s nothing.

        Yes, there’s gold on it.

        • @voracitude
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          2•1 year ago

          How do you say “REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” in Italian?

          • no bananaOP
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            3•1 year ago

            With your hands, probably

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 year ago

      3 minutes *fast" pasta right?

      😭

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