Marjorie Taylor Greene says replacing the speaker is “absolutely on the table,” but several of his colleagues maintain his job is safe for now
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It’s January 2024, and the Republican speaker of the House is struggling to appease the hard-line members of his conference, who are angry that he has reached a bipartisan deal on government spending levels. On Wednesday, a faction of conservatives sank a procedural vote in a rebuke to party leadership.
Christofascist Howdy Doody has lasted longer than a head of lettuce, so he has that going for him.
How many Scaramuccis is it per head of lettuce again?
A standard Mooch is 10 days, and Truss was PM for 50, so the conversion ends up being 5 mooches for every 1 lettuce heads.
Edit: as mosiacmango pointed out below, I reversed my units. It should be 5 mooches for every trussy. Leaving original for response comment context.
You inverted your units there. 5 mooches a lettuce head, which should also be called a “Trussy” in my opinion.
You’re correct. Dummy mistake 😆