• @[email protected]
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    2810 months ago

    The hockey bit is true. The rest is exaggerated, but it’s a joke. I’m kind of disappointed, but also kind of relieved, that my country of Canada ranks incredibly low on alcohol consumption (57th) and alcoholism (27th).

    By contrast, the US is 42nd in consumption and 5th in alcoholism (probably because they suck at hockey)

    • @[email protected]
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      1610 months ago

      Can confirm, we do suck at hockey, but we make up for it in volume. That’s probably also our problem with alcohol as well.

        • Tlaloc_Temporal
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          710 months ago

          Eh, many of the best NHL players are European anyway. NHL teams don’t really pull from local players, that’s just where they work.

          • @[email protected]
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            710 months ago

            Exactly. We make a bunch of teams, but we’ve only won the Olympics twice, and the second time we made a movie about it. Canada has won way more.

    • Justas🇱🇹
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      510 months ago

      #2 and #10 for mine. Explains why most of my neighbours can’t walk straight.