• @buycurious
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    21011 months ago

    Lady: “[What’s the difference] Between me and a mosquito?”

    Man: “I don’t know, what’s the difference between you and a mosquito?”

    Lady: “When you smack me, I don’t stop sucking.”

    For those that stay on silent/keep their volume low or off.

    • SuperDuper
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      3711 months ago

      You are doing the lord’s work 🙏

    • Darth_Mew
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      611 months ago

      thanks hopefully I can stay on silent forever. counting on you big sis

    • @[email protected]OP
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      11 months ago

      I think it’s “slap me”.

      Yeah, you’re right, it’s actually “smack”.