• @[email protected]
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    1310 months ago

    You don’t mentally become a dog… you go insane being a human trapped in a foreign body eating flavorless cardboard.

    • @Moghul
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      110 months ago

      The dog seemed pretty intelligent as soon as it could speak, and most dogs are pretty damn happy. Being human kinda sucks imo and how do you know your new dog taste buds won’t love that cardboard? Clearly there’s a physical component to taste since covid changed so many people’s taste perception.

      Admittedly, the one thing that would drive me crazy would be missing my friends

      • @[email protected]
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        210 months ago

        Not lack of opposing thumbs and the ability shit indoors or at least ask clearly to shit outside?

        • @Moghul
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          110 months ago

          The way I see it the opposable thumbs helped get us into this mess, and they better let me outside lmao, I’m not gonna clean, I’m a dog.

        • @Whelks_chance
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          110 months ago

          My dog rings a bell when she wants to go outside.

          • @[email protected]
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            110 months ago

            We tried that with our corgi. She learned to abuse it to go play, then after we worked on that, she learned to pretend pee after going out before trying to play.

            • @Whelks_chance
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              110 months ago

              Ours sometimes rings the bell to make us stand up, and then steal our seat, or food.