drop your childhood stories:
>be me, age 12
>hate showering more than anything
>it feels gross and i hate getting wet
>my mom starts telling me that if i don’t shower every day then i can’t eat dinner
>i want my dindin so i come up with a genius plan
>let the shower run for 10-15 minutes while i sit in the bathroom
>quickly wet my hair with sink
>mom buys it, i get dindin
>after a month she gets suspicious
>realize i have to step up my game
>now i run the shower and rub my arms/neck with hand soap
>also run my hair under the shower so it’s dripping wet and not just moist
>she asks why i haven’t asked her to buy shampoo yet
>come up with final version of my genius plan
>i’ll stand next to the shower, let the water run, rub soap on my whole body and also use shampoo on my hair so it smells like shampoo
>then i’ll rinse off in the sink
>all while the shower runs

i did this for four years until i realized i was just showering on hard mode

        • @thrawn
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          511 months ago

          Think he was just playing along

            • @thrawn
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              511 months ago

              Oops, it would’ve been top tier playing along though

            • @[email protected]
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              211 months ago

              It’s like I’m looking at a reflection of myself with everything you do/say in this thread, my fellow autismo, lol! Also, your username always makes me smile and gets a kick out of me. Thanks for that!

              It’s totally understandable how you interpreted things considering how the word filter works, by the way.

              • ComradeSharkfucker
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                211 months ago

                I’m glad my username makes so many people smile :D

                I get comments on it all the time and it makes me glad I picked it

            • @thrawn
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              211 months ago

              Jk I was super wrong!