• @SuckMyWang
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      1210 months ago

      My worldview just got a little brighter

    • @Death_Equity
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      610 months ago

      So glad. I can’t imagine the nightmare of trying to clean chocolate off of a cockatoo or the harm the bird would suffer if it had ingested much of that chocolate or be exposed to that temperature. Great CGI though, I had thought it was real for years.

      My bird flew into a fly strip once and that was bad enough, a chocolate coated bird 10 times the size would be horrible.

        • @Death_Equity
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          110 months ago

          You have to get 99% of it off of a soaking wet upset contemporary dinosaur with a nutcracker for a face, not easy. After that, the bird will remember the event for the rest of its life and will behave accordingly.

    • @x4740N
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      10 months ago

      “Listen here cum-slut”

      Fucking hell that phrase is the best thing I have this year so far