Judge: Mr. Trump, I hope I don’t have to consider excluding you from the trial. I understand you’re probably eager for me to do that.

Trump: I would love it

Judge: I know you would like it. You just can’t control yourself in this circumstance, apparently.

Trump (muttering): You can’t either.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is a real conversation had by someone who once was and is again running for president. What fucking weird timeline are we living in?