minus-squareIt's A Faaaahhkeah!linkfedilinkEnglish36•10 months agoThey used to be horizontal until about 1668, it was a side effect of the great plague.
minus-square@Viking_Hippielink2•edit-210 months agoThat wasn’t an explanation, it was a compliment for you.
minus-square@lemmymanlink1•10 months agoLeonardo da Vinci developed dick realism in the 1500s, prior to that artists were literally retarded
Why is the dick slit horizontal?
They used to be horizontal until about 1668, it was a side effect of the great plague.
Yours isn’t?
Sick dick
I see
That wasn’t an explanation, it was a compliment for you.
Leonardo da Vinci developed dick realism in the 1500s, prior to that artists were literally retarded
Only compatible with women from Asia