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I don’t want fossil fuel cars

I don’t want electric cars

I want fast trains so I can go visit Grandma

(she’s a sweet old lady and I’d like to visit more often without killing the planet, my wallet, or a pedestrian)

  • @cm0002English
    8•5 months ago

    I don’t want fossil fuel cars

    I don’t want electric cars

    I don’t want fast trains

    I don’t want bikes or buses or walking

    I just want non-suicidy teleportation :(

    • @[email protected]English
      10•5 months ago

      Honestly, teleporting devices sounds like something Elon would push for to further derail rail projects. I bet he already has a plan to release one in 5 years.

      • @CortEnglish
        6•5 months ago

        Lmfao, I can just imagine his first customer victim coming out looking like a Picasso. We’ll have all the bugs worked out by next year, Elon swears