Things like “Fiat stands for “Fix It Again Tony”” etc.

  • macrocarpa
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    2211 months ago

    Lol that was lada where I’m from

    What do you call a lada with two exhaust pipes? A wheelbarrow

    What do you call a lada with a sunroof? A rubbish bin / trash can

    What’s the difference between a lada

    There’s a raffle at the bar. First prize, a lada. Second prize, two ladas.

    How do you double the value of a lada? Fill it up.

    • @HollandJim
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      1711 months ago

      You forgot one:

      Guy goes to his Lada dealer and says “I want a gas cap for my Lada”. Dealer replies “…that seems like a fair trade.”

    • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️
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      711 months ago

      A man takes his Lada back to the dealership and says, “This car is useless! It’ll only get to 80 up that hill.”

      “Well that’s not bad,” says the salesman.

      “But,” replies the man, “I live at number 93!”