“It’s pretty clear that someone didn’t want the community to read the news this week,” said Ouray County Plaindealer co-publisher Erin McIntyre.

“It’s pretty clear that someone didn’t want the community to read the news this week,” said Ouray County Plaindealer co-publisher Erin McIntyre.

  • @[email protected]
    39•10 months ago

    You’re walking in the woods

    There’s no one around and your phone is dead

    Out of the corner of your eye you spot her

    Barbara Streisand

    • @AtariDump
      10•10 months ago

      She’s following you, about 30 feet back
      She gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
      She’s gaining on you
      Barbara Streisand

      • @CrackhappyEnglish
        2•10 months ago

        There’s blood on her face There’s blood everywhere! Running for your life from Barbara Streisand Musical superstar Barbara Streisand

        • @AtariDump
          2•10 months ago

          I also would have accepted “Mécha-Streisand Barbara Streisand”