>i work as a waiter
>lady walks in by herself
>throws back 2 shots of tequila
>then 2 shots of vodka
>Me:“Any plans after this?”
>Her:“I’m going back to work, I’m on my break”
>takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves

Holy mother of based

  • @DrPop
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    3410 months ago

    My union says I can have two drinks on my lunch break off of work premises. For drinks, girl must have a strong unions or weak will.