>i work as a waiter
>lady walks in by herself
>throws back 2 shots of tequila
>then 2 shots of vodka
>Me:“Any plans after this?”
>Her:“I’m going back to work, I’m on my break”
>takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves

Holy mother of based

  • @gaael
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    1589 months ago

    Based ? Alcoholism isn’t based, it’s fucking hard and sad.

  • @Rognaut
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    569 months ago

    Holy mother of alcoholism

  • @DrPop
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    349 months ago

    My union says I can have two drinks on my lunch break off of work premises. For drinks, girl must have a strong unions or weak will.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    329 months ago

    That’s to get rid of the shakes.

    Take her home between shots twelve and fifteen and send her home before she gets to twenty-six because then it gets messy.

  • @Crashumbc
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    149 months ago

    Although four is pushing it. The waiter/waitresses from the place down the block would often walk into a bar I frequented and throw back a couple on their break.