>i work as a waiter
>lady walks in by herself
>throws back 2 shots of tequila
>then 2 shots of vodka
>Me:“Any plans after this?”
>Her:“I’m going back to work, I’m on my break”
>takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves

Holy mother of based

      • @jaybone
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        311 months ago

        Some people add things to wine during the wine making process to make the wine more acidic.