>i work as a waiter
>lady walks in by herself
>throws back 2 shots of tequila
>then 2 shots of vodka
>Me:“Any plans after this?”
>Her:“I’m going back to work, I’m on my
break”
>takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves
Holy mother of based
>i work as a waiter
>lady walks in by herself
>throws back 2 shots of tequila
>then 2 shots of vodka
>Me:“Any plans after this?”
>Her:“I’m going back to work, I’m on my
break”
>takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves
Holy mother of based
That’s to get rid of the shakes.
Take her home between shots twelve and fifteen and send her home before she gets to twenty-six because then it gets messy.
Ahhh, a fellow stick your dick in crazy enthusiast. Lemmy is starting to have it all.
The unhinged ones are the best.