• lurch (he/him)
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    1310 months ago

    they’ll never do that, but maybe a spaceship shaped like a giant penis could do the trick

    • @ArtVandelay
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      510 months ago

      Give it exactly 420.69 lb of rocket fuel and fire it into the sun

      • lurch (he/him)
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        310 months ago

        If they hesitate, we just tell them there are neither poor people, nor taxes in space 😜